October 21, 2017 Super Baby DonDon has a problem. A nice problem. Now that I know General Kelly is willing to lie his ass off for me even while discussing
Super Baby DonDon is Your Leader. Bow Down Before Me!
I have an incredible mind, the best mind. Where's my Nobel Prize, God dammit? Oh, that's for later. Anyway, this site will tell you things about me that even I don't know. We're going to have a lot of fun together messing with the country.
John Kelly is Now Officially a Pod Person
October 20, 2017 So I lied about what I said to that awful, nasty war widow. What else is new? But now John Kelly has taken a page from the
I Won a Baggie!
October 19, 2017 Wow, disrespecting a Gold Star widow and then calling her a liar while also lying about Obama and other presidents and stiffing a Gold Star father,
Trump Condolences School
October 18, 2017 Too bad if it bothers some of you wimps, but I’m starting a How to Sort Of Say You’re Sorry But Not Really condolences school. Tuition: $15,000.
When Stocks Go High, I Go Low!
October 17, 2017 Great, great day yesterday. Stock market hit new all-time-we-love-trump-trump-is-all-good-things-I-wish-I-could-feel-his-large-hands-on-my-body high AND I slimed my predecessor, the Negro community organizer, and other presidents for not calling the families
The Latest from Pookie
October 16, 2017 Here’s an excerpt from my chat with Steve “Pookie” Bannon last night: Moi: Did you see what Larry Summers said? Pookie: Screw him. Moi: Maybe later. He
Baby DonDon Facetimes Pookie Bannon
October 13, 2017 Facetimed Steve “Pookie” Bannon last night and here’s an excerpt for you weasels: Dear Leader Super Baby DonDon: I miss you, Pookie. Pookie: Yeah. Looks like you
I Hate Everyone in the White House!!
October 12, 2017 So Steve “How the Hell Could This Jerk Fire Me?” Bannon says there’s only a 30% chance I’ll finish my term. (That’s a relief. Boy, this job
Harvey and Moi
October 11, 2017 So I read every word of that New Yorker story on Harvey Weinstein’s dating tips. Took me 12 hours. Got so horny I had to call in
My New Hire
October 8, 2017 Great news, people. Harvey “The Plant Looked Hungry” Weinstein just became available and I grabbed him like he was a young pussy. He’ll be the new HR
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