March 7, 2018
So The Mooch was just on CNBC’s Fast Money making like he wants to come back to help diaper Super Baby DonDon. Admittedly, my diaper is always full (it’s where the worst White House leaks come from), but not sure Mooch is the best nanny for me.
Still, I need a whack job general to help me win my trade war and Mooch could be the guy. I mean, who else is willing to come back to my Pennsylvania Avenue hell hole? Bannon? Flynn? Nunberg?
Mooch is worth two Nunbergs any day.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.