February 26, 2018 Did you hear what I told the governors today? That I would have gone after the Parkland shooter even if I didn’t have a gun. Am I
Month: February 2018
Chip Off the Old Block
February 20, 2018 So Long Dong Jr. arrives in India today. A lot of rich Indians will pay money to have dinner with him. Cool. After dinner, five hookers will
Maxine Waters, Your Ass Is Next
February 19, 2018 Spent last night hate-tweeting Oprah. Attacking a woman who also happens to be black is just the best.
Both Sides
February 18, 2018 So, okay, Mueller indicted 13 Russians. But did he say anything about the 144,300,000 Russians he didn’t indict, many of whom are wonderful people, including one person
Breaking News!
February 16, 2018 I just spoke to all 13 Russians indicted for election interference and they said, “Hey, DonDon, nice to speak to you again. As you know, there was
Michael Cohen is the Man!
February 14, 2018 The failing, railing New York Times reports that my pit bull, slimeball personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, paid $130,000 to Stormy Daniels out of his own pocket. Yes!
Sorry, Abe
February 12, 2018 Hey, hey, today is Abe Lincoln’s birthday! I want to apologize to the old coot for outclassing him and surpassing him in so many ways. I am
Dew Process
Feb. 11, 2018 Men hit women because women say men hit them. If they didn’t say it, there would be no problem. It’s a chicken and omelet kind of thing.
I Prefer Wife Beaters Who Don’t Leave Marks
February 8, 2018 Rubber hoses, baby, rubber hoses.
Mr. Happy!
February 7, 2018 People, I’m going to have a military parade in D.C.!! Will be tremendous, with 70-ton tanks ripping up Pennsylvania Avenue and missile launchers angled toward the heavens
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