March 11, 2018 To clarify, people, to clarify: Michael Cohen, my lawyer and body man, carried the $130,000 in a wheelbarrow from the living to the bedroom, where it was
Month: March 2018
Take That!
March 9, 2018 So this morning, David Iggynacious of the Washington Post, calls me the Wile E. Coyote of foreign policy. Yeah, Iggy, well you’re the Puss E. Snotrag of
Queen for a Day
March 8, 2018 That Queen Elizabeth l, she is one hot mama, that’s all I can say.
Long Story Short
March 8, 2018 I know you’re all wondering about this Stormy Daniels thing. Can I grab some great pussy or what? Why are my lawyers trying so hard to gag
Mooch Madness
March 7, 2018 So The Mooch was just on CNBC’s Fast Money making like he wants to come back to help diaper Super Baby DonDon. Admittedly, my diaper is always
Nunberg, Explained
March 6, 2018 Why do you think I can explain him? What, I have to do everything? I’m busy messing up the entire world and you want to distract me
Cannon Fodder
March 4, 2018 Oh, little people, this is such a sad time for Super Baby DonDon. Hope Hicks left me. John Kelly is getting rid of Jared and Ivanka. Then
That’s the Way the Son-in-Law Crumbles
March 3, 2018 So I called Jared in for a frank talk. “Jared, you’re going to have to go to prison,” I said. “But, Daddy . . .” “Shut up
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