July 31, 2016 Boy, these Muslims are a royal pain. I told my trusted adviser Paulie Walnuts that maybe the wall with Mexico should be built out of Muslims.
Month: July 2016
Bag of Tricks
July 30, 2016 So everyone is asking Baby DonDon to respond to Mr. Khan’s speech at the Democratic Convention about his war hero son. Here’s what I say to the
It Was a Joke!
July 29, 2016 So the Washington Post, the soon-to-be-nuked fish-wrap producer, is out with a story saying I talked about Russia hacking Hillary’s missing 33,000 emails four times before
Birth of a New Nation
July 29, 2016 I’m surprised Hillary Clinton didn’t give her acceptance speech in blackface. About half the people on stage at the Democratic convention were African-American. Right? Am I the
To Russia with Love
July 28, 2016 I’m still trying to procure weapons of mass destruction to use against ISIS and the Washington Post, which would be good for my campaign and for the
That $150,000
July 27, 2016 So last night, a man Baby DonDon respects, Democratic Congressman and noted gasbag Joseph Crowley, said at the convention that after 9/11 I had “cashed in, collecting
Big Birther
July 26, 2016 Yesterday was going so great—until those loudmouth deviants spoke at the Democratic Convention. Boy, can they make memories of Scott Baio fade fast. Baby DonDon is pissed
Thank You, Hillary
July 25, 2016 When I first heard, I thought it was a mistake. Hillary Clinton gave a top campaign job to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the former head of the Democratic
Look Out Below!
July 25, 2016 People, it has happened. According to Real Clear Politics, Baby DonDon is leading Crooked Hillary in national polls! Even the ultra-liberal mumblecrust Huffington Post has me tied
The Good TPP
July 25, 2016 So Baby DonDon was reading all these stories about how Russia hacked the email system of the Democratic National Committee and this led to the ouster of
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