November 14, 2017 Okay, okay, so you guys think it’s a big deal that Roy Moore was banned from going to the Gadsden Mall in the 1980s. Well, he was
Super Baby DonDon is Your Leader. Bow Down Before Me!
I have an incredible mind, the best mind. Where's my Nobel Prize, God dammit? Oh, that's for later. Anyway, this site will tell you things about me that even I don't know. We're going to have a lot of fun together messing with the country.
Wow!
November 13, 2017 Folks, I was so touched by the hospitality of Don Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippines strongman. “Don Trump,” he said, “I am sorry that that I have such
Give the Guy a Break
November 12, 2017 So, yes, Super Baby DonDon believes macho man Vladimir Putin when he says Russia never meddled in our elections. And my children—Boris, Svetlana, Lubyanka, Mikhail and little
Louis C.K. and Pence
November 10, 2017 Did I ever tell you about the time Louis C.K. came to the Oval? So he waltzes in and says the C.K. in his name is the
Me, Voldemort?
November 8, 2017 So the New York Times said that Ed “The Biggest Loser” Gillespie treated me like Voldemort in the Virginia governor’s race. He refused to say my name!
Wilbur!!
November 7, 2017 So Forbes is saying that Wilbur Ross should never have been on the Forbes 400 list and that he is overstating his wealth by $2 billion. Plus,
Separated at Birth?
November 6, 2017 So we just learned that old Wilbur Ross failed to disclose he is an investor alongside a Russian oligarch and Putin’s son-in-law in a shipping company. Which
Flynnskis
November 5, 2017 So NBC is reporting this morning that Bob Mueller has enough evidence to indict both Mike Flynn and his idiot son, Mike “The Idiot Son” Flynn. Mike,
Oops
November 4, 2017 So I told my staff I wanted to learn a Japanese phrase to impress my hosts tonight. “Teach me how to say, ‘Is there dog in that
Not Angry, Screw You
November 3, 2017 So the failing New York Times wrote this piece saying I was enraged by the indictments of these people whose names I don’t even know and a
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