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October 16, 2017

Here’s an excerpt from my chat with Steve “Pookie” Bannon last night:

Moi: Did you see what Larry Summers said?

Pookie: Screw him.

Moi: Maybe later. He said that “Mnuchin may be the greatest sycophant in Cabinet history.” See, I’m making sucking up great again.

Pookie: Anything else, your royal asshat?

Moi: Did you see what one of my supporters said at the Value Voters Summit?

Pookie: Blah, blah, blah.

Moi: Not blah, blah, blah. He said that if there had been Twitter in Jesus’ day, he would have used it just like me. So I’m like Jesus. And Jesus would be like me. It’s almost as if we’re the same person.

Pookie: Did Jesus ever get indicted?

Moi: I don’t know. Is that a trick question? You’re a bit of a buzzkill sometimes, Pookie.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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