October 16, 2017
Here’s an excerpt from my chat with Steve “Pookie” Bannon last night:
Moi: Did you see what Larry Summers said?
Pookie: Screw him.
Moi: Maybe later. He said that “Mnuchin may be the greatest sycophant in Cabinet history.” See, I’m making sucking up great again.
Pookie: Anything else, your royal asshat?
Moi: Did you see what one of my supporters said at the Value Voters Summit?
Pookie: Blah, blah, blah.
Moi: Not blah, blah, blah. He said that if there had been Twitter in Jesus’ day, he would have used it just like me. So I’m like Jesus. And Jesus would be like me. It’s almost as if we’re the same person.
Pookie: Did Jesus ever get indicted?
Moi: I don’t know. Is that a trick question? You’re a bit of a buzzkill sometimes, Pookie.