John Kelly is Now Officially a Pod Person

October 20, 2017

So I lied about what I said to that awful, nasty war widow. What else is new?

But now John Kelly has taken a page from the DonDon playbook. He accused the nasty congresswoman of taking credit in 2015 for getting funding for the Miramar FBI building. But, as the nasty woman pointed out, that funding was secured before she entered Congress. According to a Florida Sun-Sentinel video of her 2015 speech, she only took credit for having the facility named for two deceased FBI agents.

So my chief of staff was either misrememberfying or he was lying his Marine ass off. Either way, I am so proud.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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