August 31, 2016 Huevos rancheros, amigos, Baby DonDon is heading down Mexico way to meet with Mexico president Enrique Pena Burrito. I’m bringing 10 Trump Tower Grill taco bowls and
Month: August 2016
The Worst Book Ever
August 30, 2016 So the New York End Times says Crooked Hillary will try to shake my sunny temperament at the first debate. Good luck with that, you turdmuffin douchemonger,
Dis Information You Won’t Believe
August 29, 2016 Dis is big, so listen up. I know this is hard to believe, but there I was, FaceTiming topless with my topless friend Vlad, and I said
Shame on Who?
August 26, 2016 Shame on you! Shame on you! Hey, I showed Crooked Hillary what I’m made of. She had the nerve to say Baby DonDon was spreading hate
Mr. 180
August 25, 2016 Can I pivot or what? You hear about my new immigration plan? Hey, I’m the freakin’ Statue of Liberty! “Give me your poor, your dirty, your sleazy
There are Three Options, Baby, Three Options
August 24, 2016 Baby DonDon has a problem and maybe you can help. Many of you are still wondering about my goals. Me too. I see three options. First, I
They Didn’t Even Say Melania Was a Hooker
August 24, 2016 Baby DonDon just did something YUGE! And how often do I say that? Well, okay, okay, but this time I mean it. So Trump Revealed, the book
The AP as Big Brother
August 23, 2016 Who put that picture of the elephant up there? That’s disgusting! Get me out of there! Talk about unfair. Yesterday the AP ran a story about my
Campaign Declares Rudy Giuliani Legally Insane
August 23, 2016 Baby DonDon rarely says this, but he made a mistake. And the mistake’s name is Rudy Giuliani. When we watched Rudy become unhinged during his frenzied convention
You Don’t Ever Want to See Me Really Mad
August 22, 2016 I am so mad at the hosts of Morning Joe, Joe “Benedict Arnold” Scarborough and Mika “Zika” Brzezinski, and today the pimple just exploded. Zika Mika said
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