October 31, 2016 Ah, Halloween, I love it. You can go around with an orange face and no one notices. You may not know this, but my friend Vladimir “Go,
Month: October 2016
October 30, 2016 So tomorrow night, are you going trick or treating dressed as Baby DonDon? Yeah, I thought so. Make sure you get the hair right. You’ll get more
Emails and Shemales
October 29, 2016 The real scandal here is that Crooked Hillary was sending Anthony Weiner dick pics to Angela Merkel. And Angela Merkel said, “Send more.” Seriously, this Hillary creature
This is So Wrong!
October 27, 2016 No way! No how! It is inconceivable that Justice Clarence Thomas is a groper, as that bimbo Moira Smith alleged. Moira Smith is a lowdown harlot and
Get a Brazilian from a Brazilian
October 26, 2016 So NBC News has this new interview with Stanley Leibowitz, one of our former rental agents, who said that back in the day Dad told him we
Greatest Outrage Ever!
October 25, 2016 OMG, this could be the greatest outrage ever!! At Politico, Roger Simon wrote that the freaky sound you hear “is just the air rushing out of Donald
Benedict Arnold, Here I Come
October 23, 2016 Hola, Baby DonDon worshipers! Did you catch my Gettysburg address yesterday? Ivanka and my sons Uday and Qusay say it was as good as Lincoln’s, maybe better.
Where Do I Find These People?
October 22, 2016 So the Washington Post-Apocalypse reports that my crowds are getting smaller. Not true, not true. I just addressed 16 million people in North Carolina. Well, that’s not
Is Baby DonDon Losing It?
October 21, 2016 WTF? WTF? What is Baby DonDon doing? That’s what you’re wondering. Because I know you spend all day wondering about Baby DonDon. We’re similar that way. Even
Bad News for Young Reptiles
October 20, 2016 Earlier this week, Steve Schmidt of MSNBC said “The magnitude of the electoral catastrophe for Republicans that is upon them just really can’t be overstated.” And that
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