October 17, 2017
Great, great day yesterday. Stock market hit new all-time-we-love-trump-trump-is-all-good-things-I-wish-I-could-feel-his-large-hands-on-my-body high AND I slimed my predecessor, the Negro community organizer, and other presidents for not calling the families of fallen soldiers.
You better hope the market keeps going up. If it goes down, I may have to start a war.
The New Yorker disclosed yesterday that Mike Pence’s childhood nickname was “Bubbles.” Just one more piece of evidence that Mike is gay. So if you get rid of me, Mike will pass a total gay agenda. Just sayin’.
Bubbles? Really? You can’t make this stuff up.