September 24, 2017 Isn’t it outrageous that you’re so fat and most of your people are starving? What’s with that? Also, taking a page from the movie Dunkirk, I’m authorizing
September 23, 2017 Hey, Rocket Man, I’ve just downgraded you to Sprocket Man. Toad the Wet Sprocket Man. Because I hear all your rockets explode way too early to get
September 22, 2017 Well, so you have the nerve to call me a “mentally deranged U.S. dotard”? You are a dodotard and a limp-wristed candyass Chihuahua fcker. Your serve.
September 21, 2017 I have received such wonderful feedback—such love—following my “Rocket Man” putdown of Kim Jong-un in my tweet and at the U.N. So Super Baby DonDon will now
August 9, 2017 Yeah, you’re smiling now, lardass. Was I presidential yesterday or what? Fire and fury, baby, fire and fury! Me, fire and fury–my favorite threesome. Next, I am