March 3, 2018 So I called Jared in for a frank talk. “Jared, you’re going to have to go to prison,” I said. “But, Daddy . . .” “Shut up
Category: Jared Kushner
Impeachment I Can Believe In
November 1, 2017 So I was reading Vanity Fair today and I got a genius idea worthy of my large KFC bucket of IQ points. My former aide Sam Nunberg
Slumlord Millionaire
May 28, 2017 So after kicking butt in the Middle East and Europe this past week—they won’t want to see me any time soon, that I can tell you—I relaxed
Probing Jared
May 26, 2017 In a preview of what could happen to him in prison, Jared is being probed by the FBI. What really sucks is that by the time he’s
The Biggest and the Best
July 20, 2016 Today is the anniversary of the moon landing—allegedly—and Baby DonDon is over the moon with joy. Sort of. I am the Republican nominee for president! Holy crap.
You must be logged in to post a comment.