October 21, 2017
Super Baby DonDon has a problem. A nice problem. Now that I know General Kelly is willing to lie his ass off for me even while discussing the death of his son—and this moves me, I’m so moved—I’m wondering how much of my lying I should outsource to him.
Folks, lying as often as I do is exhausting. When you lie, you have to remember what you said before, because you can’t say what actually happened and people jump all over you if you try to replace Lie A with Lie B. Kelly, a systems guy, has told me to write down all my lies so I remember them, but if I did I’d have no time left to attack people.
So we’re doing a poll, asking people this question: if you knew General Kelly was telling a lie a day for 30 consecutive days, would you find him more or less credible than Super Baby DonDon? People, you may be contacted by pollsters. If so, please remember: just tell the truth. Because telling the truth is so important.
In this case