December 31, 2016 Yesterday, Vlad the Magnificent said he would delay expelling U.S. diplomats from Russia. So I tweeted: “Great move on delay (by V. Putin)-I always knew he was
Month: December 2016
Mad as a Cow
December 30, 2016 So Carl Paladino, the Bigot of Buffalo who was co-chair of my New York campaign, is at it again, saying he hopes President Obama will die of
Making Change
December 29, 2016 Brace yourself, fellow citizens. To symbolize how big a change Super Baby DonDon will make to the nation, today I’m introducing the images that will grace U.S.
Pepe Lives!
December 27, 2016 Check out this cool picture of indicted pharma-bro Martin Shkreli wearing a Pepe the Frog alt-right racist lapel pin while being interviewed on Bloomberg this week. “Now
Merry Freakin’ Christmas!
December 25, 2016 Ho ho ho! Say “Merry Christmas” or I’ll put you in my first infrastructure project, the Trump Gulag. Super Baby DonDon is serious, people. Did you see
Swamp Thing
December 22, 2016 Remember how Super Baby DonDon said he was going to “drain the swamp”? Hah! And now Super Baby DonDon will let Goldman Sachs use the White House
The Best People?
December 15, 2016 Super Baby DonDon has been super busy trying to find the worst people for each cabinet position, while humiliating and tormenting others who are more qualified. (Thanks
The Skinny on Pizzagate
December 7, 2016 Big date today, people. Hey, infamy, that’s my middle name. So yesterday Super Baby DonDon fired crackpot Michael Flynn, the son of crackpot General Michael Flynn, my
My Dream Super Power
December 5, 2016 You now know me as Super Baby DonDon but, just between us, I really know I’m not a superhero. Except in my dreams. And did I have
Scumbag in Chief
December 2, 2016 Did you catch Super Baby DonDon’s speech in Cincinnati last night, the first stop on my Screw You victory tour? It was great. If you were worried
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