January 1, 2018 So I was happy for about 17 seconds today. Then I read the Palmer Report (http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/heres-who-all-is-going-to-prison-in-2018/7061/). If you forward this to anybody, I’ll have you killed. So
Prison Tip #8: Sex in Prison
December 4, 2017 You will have more sex in prison than you are having now. Well, all right! Get me in there. Soon, Super Baby DonDon, soon. And remember, having
Prison Tip #7
December 3, 2017 Bring money. Fine. I love money. But, oh, cash will be confiscated, so I should bring a money order. What’s a money order? But I’’m supposed to
Prison Tip #6
December 2, 2017 Hide your emotions. WTF? WTF? People who’ve been in prison—and, hey, after Flynn’s deal yesterday, I know that’s where I’m headed—say that if you want to look
Prison Tip #5
December 1, 2017 Bring lots of reading material. What? I said bring a lot of books, to help pass the time. What do I do with the books, cook them?
Prison Tip #4
November 30, 2017 Do not tweet in prison. What, no tweeting? Well, you can try tweeting, but if you tweet racist lies you’ll offend someone on your cell block and
Prison Tip #3
November 29, 2017 Don’t join a gang in prison, Super Baby DonDon. What, no gang? No gang. But there are so many great white nationalist gangs in prison, led by
Prison Tip #2
November 28, 2017 Make friends with your cellmate. If he says he’s John Smith, then you’re Pocahontas. Soon you’ll be yelling, “I’m Pocahontas!” and having barrels of fun with lots
Prison Tip #1
November 26, 2017 Super Baby DonDon, my lawyers are saying, you and your friends and family are all going to prison. What about the pardon? Not for state crimes. So
What’s with the Lubricant?
October 30, 2017 First things first, I don’t know George PopAcropolis. Yes, I once said he was one of my five foreign policy advisers, but I said Carter Page was
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