Nunberg, Explained

March 6, 2018

Why do you think I can explain him? What, I have to do everything? I’m busy messing up the entire world and you want to distract me with a Nunberg? I hate distractions.

But I did watch his televised pub crawl yesterday and, boy, I wouldn’t trust him to go to the bathroom by himself. Only a moron would hire someone like this.

What? What? Oh, yeah, yeah, blame him on me, why don’t you? Keep insulting me and I’m going to replace John Kelly with Sam Nunberg and see what kind of a country you have then!

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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