March 30, 2017 Hey, what can I say, Super Baby DonDon has been busy so I’ve been out of touch. I’ve been on a 10-day Taco Bowl cleanse. Intense!! Cleans
Month: March 2017
Real March Madness
March 19, 2017 So my farm team Goldman Sachs just issued this super-secret report on the stock market titled “We’re All Gonna Die!” They say they are bearish “because we
Today’s Ally is Tomorrow’s Enemy
March 18, 2017 Actually, the way I’m going, today’s ally is going to be today’s enemy. As for Angela Merkel, I do not shake hands with a bull dyke who
Whatever Happened to Trumpstercare?
March 16, 2017 At first, my White House seemed proud to call our health care plan Trumpstercare or even the more accurate Dumpstercare. Now my lackeys are out there calling
March 15, 2017 I love women with ethical laps, but I haven’t touched anybody’s lap lately, that I can tell you. Which makes me feel a lot less like my
Repeal and Replace Paul Krugman
March 13, 2017 Oh, Super Baby DonDon is so mad!! I would have written this days ago but I was busy playing golf, setting another world record with a 53.
Along Came a Spider
March 9, 2017 So I was in my playroom pulling the legs off 100 spiders when my consigliere Steverino entered. He was muttering, “Designated survivor, designated survivor. Designated survivor? Yes,
Pick My Next Obama Lie
March 7, 2017 Oh my God, they hate Trumpcare!! Like, everybody hates it. First things first, I had nothing to do with it. It’s not my fault. I blame everybody
Time for Plan C?
March 6, 2017 Oh, my big distraction about that “sick” Obama wiretapping me is proving to be a HUGE distraction, which means I need a new distraction to distract from
March 5, 2017 So tonight on MSNBC, David Corn of MotherFcker Jones magazine called His Exalted Super Baby DonDon “deranged.” I can kill him for that, right? You know I
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