April 27, 2017 Oh, did I unveil a great tax plan or what? All my kids called me to offer congrats—Ivanka, Don Jr., Eric, Barron and the other one. I
April 23, 2017 Has any president ever done this before? No? I didn’t think so. Yes, it is an achievement, just not the one I was looking for. Boy, can
April 20, 2017 Today is Hitler’s birthday and the White House has received so many cards, you would have thought it was my birthday. Weird. Which reminds me: Monday is
April 19, 2017 I am thrilled to be first to announce that later this year you’ll be able to buy Bill O’Reilly’s new book, Killing O’Reilly. It is the touching
April 15, 2017 Folks, this was a tough call. On the one hand, Sean Spicer and I were grateful that Carter Page was named the Most Annoying Person in America.
April 13, 2017 Super Baby DonDon’s favorite TV show? Flip or Flop. Sometimes I flip, sometimes I flop, but I almost always flip-flop. As my Russian friends would say,
April 12, 2017 So the Washington Post reports today that the FBI got a FISA warrant to tap Carter Page’s phone during the campaign. No problem for me. I don’t
April 7, 2017 Oh, Super Baby DonDon is feeling so presidential and so happy. Bombing Syria was so great. What a rush! And now even people who hate me are
April 6, 2016 So Steve Bannon got kicked off the principals committee of the National Security Council. How you like that, President Bannon? Super Baby DonDon will now toss you
April 4, 2017 So that ugly pissant dwarf L’il Dong-un of North Korea just tested another ICBM. But he won’t do it again if he knows what’s good for him.