February 27, 2017 So, those radical asstards in Hollywood think they can dump on Trump all night and there won’t be consequences? I know people at PricewaterhouseCoopers. You think the
Month: February 2017
Let’s DisPence with That
February 26, 2017 Oh, Super Baby DonDon, he’s out of control! Oh, Super Baby DonDon, he’s bad for the Republican brand! Oh, who can save us? Mike Pence. Mike Pence????
Ban the Journalists!
February 24, 2017 Steve Bannon is the Jack Handey of our administration, the man in charge of deep thoughts. (Wait, that guy was on Saturday Night Live. Super Baby DonDon
No One Knows Bragging Better than Me
February 24, 2017 Check out this self-esteem multiple-orgasm highlight reel from His Exalted Super Baby DonDon! It is beyond fabulous. I am, indeed, the gift that keeps on giving.
Wag the Dog? No. First, Kick the Dog.
February 23, 2017 I know you’re asking: why is Super Baby DonDon being so mean? Why am I threatening to deport all illegals? Because if millions of illegals soil their
Biggest Outrage Ever?
February 17, 2017 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tiny-trumps-tiny-president_us_58a74c40e4b045cd34c16ec5 I am a man of vast hugeness, of immense vastness, bigly I am. Does this Reddit dweeb not know how titanic I am? I am THE
An Accident for Pence?
February 17, 2017 They say every president needs someone who will tell him the truth. What a crock. What a president really needs is someone who will tell him what
Maybe Cute Will Work. Here, I’ll Try Cute
February 16, 2017 So I picked Vice Admiral Robert Harward to succeed Mike Flynn as my national security adviser—Flynn had been on the job for quite a while and felt
This You’ve Got to See
February 16, 2017 You know Super Baby DonDon is a super golfer, right? Well, I am. But even I have been known to miss a shot or two. Here is
Bowling Green
February 16, 2017 This plaque proves it. Kellyanne was right about the massacre. But the fake news media said, “No, no, no, it never happened.” But now His Exalted Baby