The Oscars Were a Horror Show!

February 27, 2017 So, those radical asstards in Hollywood think they can dump on Trump all night and there won’t be consequences? I know people at PricewaterhouseCoopers. You think the

No One Knows Bragging Better than Me

  February 24, 2017 Check out this self-esteem multiple-orgasm highlight reel from His Exalted Super Baby DonDon! It is beyond fabulous. I am, indeed, the gift that keeps on giving.

Wag the Dog? No. First, Kick the Dog.

February 23, 2017 I know you’re asking: why is Super Baby DonDon being so mean? Why am I threatening to deport all illegals? Because if millions of illegals soil their

Biggest Outrage Ever?

February 17, 2017 I am a man of vast hugeness, of immense vastness, bigly I am. Does this Reddit dweeb not know how titanic I am? I am THE

Maybe Cute Will Work. Here, I’ll Try Cute

February 16, 2017 So I picked Vice Admiral Robert Harward to succeed Mike Flynn as my national security adviser—Flynn had been on the job for quite a while and felt