You’re Darn Tootin’, I’ll Hug Vlad Putin!

July 3, 2017 On Friday I’m going to meet one-on-one with Putin while the world holds its breath. Suggestion: stock up on adult diapers now! Gonna go down in history

The Fall of Mikhail Flynnskikorsakov

February 15, 2017 So many of you out there are rushin’ to judgment about why we tossed aside Mikhail Flynnskikorsakov like an empty bottle of Stoli. Relax, folks. It’s simple.