July 7, 2017 Had meeting with SuperVlad today, but something went wrong. I agreed to give SuperVlad a snow job. Then translator explained his mistake. I will get back to
July 3, 2017 On Friday I’m going to meet one-on-one with Putin while the world holds its breath. Suggestion: stock up on adult diapers now! Gonna go down in history
February 15, 2017 So many of you out there are rushin’ to judgment about why we tossed aside Mikhail Flynnskikorsakov like an empty bottle of Stoli. Relax, folks. It’s simple.
January 27, 2017 Props to Steve Bannon for going full Vladdy in a phone call with the New York Times. Steve called the media the “opposition party,” which is not
January 10, 2017 So tonight the New York Times reports that the intelligence agency chiefs who briefed me last week mentioned some unsubstantiated reports that Russia had collected “compromising and