My New Hire

October 8, 2017

Great news, people. Harvey “The Plant Looked Hungry” Weinstein just became available and I grabbed him like he was a young pussy. He’ll be the new HR director at your favorite White House. Welcome aboard, Harvey!

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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