January 3, 2018 So I just told that fat ugly midget asswipe Rocket Putz that my nuclear button was bigger. My big new idea is that every day from now
Category: Nuclear weapons
Real March Madness
March 19, 2017 So my farm team Goldman Sachs just issued this super-secret report on the stock market titled “We’re All Gonna Die!” They say they are bearish “because we
The So-Called Resistance
February 6, 2017 So, just because your fearless leader, His Exalted Super Baby DonDon, DESTROYS an incompetent verdictizer by calling him a “so-called judge,” that well-known sheep-stroker Michael Moore calls
Cleveland Without Diapers
July 8, 2016 As I gear up for the convention, I can’t help thinking back to that day 13 months ago when I came down the escalator to announce my
Target Practice
July 7, 2016 So Baby DonDon learned yesterday that Greg Evers, the Republican candidate for the 1st Congressional District in Florida, is my kind of man. Evers is hosting a
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