October 12, 2017
So Steve “How the Hell Could This Jerk Fire Me?” Bannon says there’s only a 30% chance I’ll finish my term. (That’s a relief. Boy, this job sucks.) Will I be the IM-peach? I asked him. No, they’ll use the 25th Amendment first, he said.
But, Steve, I thought there were only two amendments.
No, there are more, he said. And the 25th is a doozy. It means if your cabinet thinks you’re bonkers you go bye-bye.
Me no bonkers. I have the best bonk.
You’re unraveling, Mr. Super Baby DonDon. You’re deranged. We have to act fast to accomplish all the bad things we want to do before the men in white coats come to take you away.
Is the cabinet starting to wear white coats?
Not yet, but they will soon.
Do you want to come back to the White House?
Ha ha. Just tell Jared to perform an impossible anatomical act on himself. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye. Miss you, pookie.