Harvey and Moi

October 11, 2017

So I read every word of that New Yorker story on Harvey Weinstein’s dating tips. Took me 12 hours. Got so horny I had to call in Sarah Huckabooboo Sanders. Showed her my Washington monument.

Sarah will deny anything happened. She’s good at that.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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