October 18, 2016 Once again, devoted disciples, I will tell you my three-pronged debate strategy in advance. Prong one: I will make off-the-wall charges—Hillary is on drugs, she and her
Category: Debate Prep
Oh, This is Terrible
September 26, 2016 Oh no, they just told Baby DonDon that Lester Holt’s two maternal grandparents were Jamaican. I just thought his orange tanning spray had gone a little brown
September 26, 2016 Yesterday Kellyanne Conway called me the Babe Ruth of debaters, but I want to lower expectations. John Oliver was less charitable, calling me “America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid,” which
Preparation H (for Hillary)
September 25, 2016 Just 35 hours to go before you see Baby DonDon demolish Crooked Hillary in the first debate. Get ready for a major schlonging, a 9.6 on the
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