October 13, 2017
Facetimed Steve “Pookie” Bannon last night and here’s an excerpt for you weasels:
Dear Leader Super Baby DonDon: I miss you, Pookie.
Pookie: Yeah. Looks like you need me, DonDon.
DLSBDD: Who knew governing was so complicated? But did you see how I stuck it to the press and the poor people on Osamacare yesterday? That should light a Roman candle in the base’s ass, no?
Pookie: Fire ‘em up, baby! Blow it up, knock ‘em down! But you know NBC doesn’t have a license you can take away?
DLSBDD: Huh? What? Duh? Where? Why? Couldn’t we give them a new license and then take it away?
Pookie: Maybe, DonDon. I see you’re still way outside the box. I’ll get back to you on that.
DLSBDD: Pookie, could you show me one of your man boobs like old times?
DLSBDD: I meant the other one.
DLSBDD: Ah, that’s nice. I get so lonely. Pookie, are you really going to primary every Republican senator who isn’t named Ted Cruz?
Pookie: You bet. We’ve got a farm team of crazies like you wouldn’t believe. Witches, white supremacists, werewolves, all-around douchebags. You think Roy Moore is a loon? What til you see what I can dig up. Blow it up, baby, blow it all up.
DLSBDD: When I give the State of the Union speech, could I be the designated survivor?
Pookie: Sure. You are the calm before the storm, DonDon, the calm before the storm.