November 30, 2016 So one of Super Baby DonDon’s fans—it could have been one of you, loyal followers—yelled pro-Trump and anti-Hillary sentiments last week in a Delta plane headed from
Month: November 2016
Sucking Up Works for Only So Long
November 29, 2016 Hello, again, my friends! I’ve been busy trying to make the world safe from facts, but now I’m back with you, my faithful followers. First things first.
Scylla and Charybdis
November 16, 2016 So you’ve probably heard that the two leading contenders for secretary of state are Rudy “Rubber Room” Giuliani and John “So Many Countries to Bomb, So Little
Some Pints for Reince?
November 13, 2016 Christ, Baby DonDon just wants to go play golf and grab some stranger’s pussy, but, no, my team and family say I have to focus on transition
The Great Federal Lottery
November 10, 2016 President Baby DonDon. Hmm, I’m getting used to that sound. You’re not? Bite me. President-elect Baby DonDon has a great idea. To help pay for my Make
November 9, 2016 WTF? WTF? WTF? Baby DonDon can’t believe it. I won. I know you didn’t think that was supposed to happen. Me neither. For those of you who
Someone’s Going to Pay
November 7, 2016 So someone sent me this saying by Mark Twain: “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” Yeah, baby! But fuck that shit,
Now That I Respect!
November 6, 2016 That lapdog Jim Comey of the FBI just rolled over for Crooked Hillary, saying the 650,000 emails found on pervert Anthony Weiner’s computer were all kosher. Nothing
November 4, 2016 Baby DonDon Rules of Life Number 2: Some people tire of hearing the same old lies so be vigilant about shoveling new lies at them. So yesterday
November 3, 2016 JFK’s presidency was known as Camelot. Mine will be called Scamalot. People don’t understand why I like Vlad “Hey, The Pecs on Me” Putin. It’s not so
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