Aloha, Mexico!


August 31, 2016

Huevos rancheros, amigos, Baby DonDon is heading down Mexico way to meet with Mexico president Enrique Pena Burrito. I’m bringing 10 Trump Tower Grill taco bowls and 23 Mexican illegals. Remember, kids, never arrive at an important social event empty-handed.

What do I expect to get? Votes, primarily. Maybe I can fool President Burrito into thinking I respect his country and that might help me fool Hispanics. I will try very hard not to insult President Burrito. Actually, what I do respect is Mexico’s ability to send us its worst people. It’s a tough world out there and Mexico is tougher than we are.

When I return, I will outline my new, not-so-new, could-be-new, should-it-be-new? immigration policy/plan/scheme/bucket list. That will be followed by a 180 on Friday, a 180 on Monday and a 270 on Tuesday.

Til then, adios.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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