Shame on Who?



August 26, 2016

Shame on you! Shame on you!

Hey, I showed Crooked Hillary what I’m made of. She had the nerve to say Baby DonDon was spreading hate by hiring a white supremacist from Breitbart. Well, she is bigoted against white supremacists, so there! What a bigot.

As an awesome and totally spectacular job creator, Baby DonDon is free to hire anybody he wants. Like many right-wing crackpots, I use the word “freedom” a lot. Freedom means that Americans have the sacred right to do the wrong thing whenever they want, without government interference.

I think my recent hires illustrate this well. I poached Steve Bannon from Breitbart and Steve is one of the very best defamers in the world. I’ve got Roger Ailes–who, if the charges are true, is one of the worst humans ever put on this planet–doing debate prep, although we continue to deny it. Kellyanne Conway, my new campaign manager, used to work for a Ted Cruz Super Pac, so what kind of standards could she have?

But did you hear the latest? I just bagged Bill Stepien, who was fired by Chris Christie over his role in the Bridgegate scandal. Here is a man who wasn’t up to the ethical standards of the Christie administration and I hired him! Call me Badass Baby DonDon! I give jobs to people who should probably be forbidden from having ANY job.

If I can find work for these craven assholes, imagine what I could do for good decent people like you.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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