July 31, 2017 The Mooch is out! Anthony will now have lots of time to suck his own c**k. Good luck with that.
Tag: Trump
Moochmania
July 27, 2017 Oh man, my new appointment, the Mooch, takes no prisoners! He may end up firing everyone in the West Wing before he’s done. (That doesn’t include
My Offer for You
July 26, 2017 Super Baby DonDon has some Jeff Sessions stock for sale. Any takers?
Loyalty
July 25, 2017 Super Baby DonDon is nothing if not loyal. So it is with great joy and satisfaction with my own big heart and big brain that I announce
There is a Time to Suck Up and That Time is NOW
July 22, 2017 Anthony Scaramucci has raised the bar–the sucking up bar, that is. And I will honor him by changing his nickname from Mooch to Smooch. Plus, he’s a
Thank You, Washington Post!
Oh, this is great! Washington Post reporting right now that Jeff Sessions did indeed talk policy and campaign matters with the Russians during the campaign. So he lied! Which means
I Just Got the World’s Biggest Stiffie!
July 19, 2017 As you know, I have won many awards for stiffing contractors, including a Lifetime Stiffie for bankrupting small businesses. But this latest honor, wow, I hardly have
Transparent
July 15, 2017 My son Don Jr. is totally transparent. I am nothing if not transparent. It’s who we are. It’s what we do. It’s how we roll. You will
Dead Man Walking
June 15, 2017 So Mike Pence came by the Oval this morning and said, “I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican—in that order. Call me Mr. President.” Then he
Contingency
June 7, 2017 So Michael Sissykoff of Yahoo News is out with a horrible story that no top lawyers will represent Super Baby DonDon. Lies! All lies! Sissykoff quotes some
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