July 25, 2017
Super Baby DonDon is nothing if not loyal. So it is with great joy and satisfaction with my own big heart and big brain that I announce that Jeff Sessions has a new job!
After leaving the Justice Department in, oh, about 15 minutes, he will become a stock boy at Ivanka Enterprises for a period of seven years. People will summon him with cries of “Boy, boy!”
A fitting conclusion to a great career.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.