July 27, 2017

Oh man, my new appointment, the Mooch, takes no prisoners! He may end up firing everyone in the West Wing before he’s done. (That doesn’t include Super Baby DonDon, does it, Mooch?)

Mooch is vicious, but he’s so slick people hardly notice. He kills guys and then their widows say, “Oh no, Harry’s not dead. He’s just a very heavy sleeper.”

Following up on the Mooch’s call with the New Yorker‘s Ryan Lizza, I’m gonna name a new U.S. Postal Service offering after him: Mail Genitalia.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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