July 27, 2017
Oh man, my new appointment, the Mooch, takes no prisoners! He may end up firing everyone in the West Wing before he’s done. (That doesn’t include Super Baby DonDon, does it, Mooch?)
Mooch is vicious, but he’s so slick people hardly notice. He kills guys and then their widows say, “Oh no, Harry’s not dead. He’s just a very heavy sleeper.”
Following up on the Mooch’s call with the New Yorker‘s Ryan Lizza, I’m gonna name a new U.S. Postal Service offering after him: Mail Genitalia.