June 7, 2017
So Michael Sissykoff of Yahoo News is out with a horrible story that no top lawyers will represent Super Baby DonDon. Lies! All lies!
Sissykoff quotes some anonymous source—who doesn’t exist, obviously—as saying that the view of me is “the guy won’t pay and he won’t listen.” So?
Here’s how I roll with lawyers: if you get me off, I pay. Same as my rule with escorts. You pee, I pay.
And I also want to negotiate a package deal, one lawyer to represent me and another to sue me later if I don’t pay. Anything less would be so unfair.
So, you big-shot litigators, could there be a more challenging case than defending me? Hello? Hello? I’m talking to you.
Anyone have the number for Jacoby & Meyers?