October 16, 2017 Here’s an excerpt from my chat with Steve “Pookie” Bannon last night: Moi: Did you see what Larry Summers said? Pookie: Screw him. Moi: Maybe later. He
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My New Hire
October 8, 2017 Great news, people. Harvey “The Plant Looked Hungry” Weinstein just became available and I grabbed him like he was a young pussy. He’ll be the new HR
The Calm before the Storm
October 6, 2017 So you wonder what I meant with my “calm before the storm” comment yesterday. Me too. I know things are looking bad with Mueller. Christ, Mueller talked
Rage Against the Machine
October 5, 2017 So who’s gonna call me a moron today?
Moron? Who, Moi?
October 4, 2017 So NBC “News” is reporting that Rex Tillerson called me a “moron” during the summer. Well, His Exalted Super Baby DonDon wants you to know that me
Mr. 59
October 3, 2017 So we have a new record death toll–59–for a mass shooting. Wow. And by a white guy shooting white people. (WTF? Who does that?) I learned about
On Your Knees like Monica Lewinsky
September 24, 2017 Christ, we freed the slaves and this is the thanks we get? I am so mad I could whip some people. I feel totally disrespected by the
The Daily Insult
September 21, 2017 I have received such wonderful feedback—such love—following my “Rocket Man” putdown of Kim Jong-un in my tweet and at the U.N. So Super Baby DonDon will now
Nothing to See Here, Episode 237
September 13, 2017 So Politico has an article saying that during the transition from dark, dingy, ugly government to bright, white beautiful government, Mike Flynn was trumpeting a plan to
Yowza!
August 15, 2017 Talked to many, many, many world leaders after my glorious press conference and I now know how to say “scumbag” in 67 languages.
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