July 19, 2017
As you know, I have won many awards for stiffing contractors, including a Lifetime Stiffie for bankrupting small businesses. But this latest honor, wow, I hardly have words to express my delight.
I have received the world’s largest stiffie for trying to take healthcare away from millions of my voters! But, and this is the beauty part, I’m telling them their healthcare is going to get better! Can you believe it? Obviously, the award is on the come, because we haven’t taken away anybody’s healthcare yet. But we’re tryin’!
Folks, as I told all my kids, if you’re not lyin’, you’re not tryin’.