November 13, 2017
Folks, I was so touched by the hospitality of Don Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippines strongman. “Don Trump,” he said, “I am sorry that that I have such a big lead over you in unsanctioned executions,” he said.
“Oh, not so big,” I replied.
“Well, I want to give you a sporting chance to catch up.”
So you know what he did? He gave me my own death squad of five highly-trained Filipino boys as a parting gift! This is a man who defines the concept of generous to a fault.
I can’t wait to bring the boys back to DC, where I imagine they’ll help the Mueller investigation in so many different ways.