November 13, 2017

Folks, I was so touched by the hospitality of Don Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippines strongman. “Don Trump,” he said, “I am sorry that that I have such a big lead over you in unsanctioned executions,” he said.

“Oh, not so big,” I replied.

“Well, I want to give you a sporting chance to catch up.”

So you know what he did? He gave me my own death squad of five highly-trained Filipino boys as a parting gift! This is a man who defines the concept of generous to a fault.

I can’t wait to bring the boys back to DC, where I imagine they’ll help the Mueller investigation in so many different ways.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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