November 6, 2017
So we just learned that old Wilbur Ross failed to disclose he is an investor alongside a Russian oligarch and Putin’s son-in-law in a shipping company. Which has people screaming Russia! Russia! Russia!
Hey, if my cabinet had to disclose all their corrupt investments and entanglements they’d never have time to ruin the country. So, please, give them a break. Let them get back to draining the swamp. (That swamp is full of regulators, don’t you know?)
And calling Putin’s son-in-law the Jared Kushner of Russia is so mean. Why insult the boy?
So on our trip, Melania keeps asking, “Are we there yet?”
So I say: “What do you mean, honey?”
And she says: “Eat sht and die, big boy.”