December 2, 2017 Hide your emotions. WTF? WTF? People who’ve been in prison—and, hey, after Flynn’s deal yesterday, I know that’s where I’m headed—say that if you want to look
Super Baby DonDon is Your Leader. Bow Down Before Me!
I have an incredible mind, the best mind. Where's my Nobel Prize, God dammit? Oh, that's for later. Anyway, this site will tell you things about me that even I don't know. We're going to have a lot of fun together messing with the country.
Prison Tip #5
December 1, 2017 Bring lots of reading material. What? I said bring a lot of books, to help pass the time. What do I do with the books, cook them?
Prison Tip #4
November 30, 2017 Do not tweet in prison. What, no tweeting? Well, you can try tweeting, but if you tweet racist lies you’ll offend someone on your cell block and
Prison Tip #3
November 29, 2017 Don’t join a gang in prison, Super Baby DonDon. What, no gang? No gang. But there are so many great white nationalist gangs in prison, led by
Prison Tip #2
November 28, 2017 Make friends with your cellmate. If he says he’s John Smith, then you’re Pocahontas. Soon you’ll be yelling, “I’m Pocahontas!” and having barrels of fun with lots
Prison Tip #1
November 26, 2017 Super Baby DonDon, my lawyers are saying, you and your friends and family are all going to prison. What about the pardon? Not for state crimes. So
Thank You, White People!
November 23, 2017 You are the grateful people. And you have a lot to be grateful for. Me!!! Okay, pass the white meat.
What, You’ve Never Heard of Bitcoin?
November 19, 2017 So this asshat Crain’s reporter Aaron Elstein says the numbers I presented about the value of my business “are just flagrantly untrue.” So, little Aaron, there’s this
The Opposite of Strong Is . . . Not Strong!
November 15, 2017 Did you hear me keep saying in Asia that I had “strong” relationships with some very “strong” Asian leaders, like that brilliant singer, Rodrigo Duterte of the
Break In, Break In!
November 14, 2017 Roy Moore to abandon Senate race, will join touring company of Sweeney Todd playing Judge Turpin.
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