November 4, 2017
So I told my staff I wanted to learn a Japanese phrase to impress my hosts tonight. “Teach me how to say, ‘Is there dog in that crap you’re serving me?’”
Folks, I speak American and it came out, “How much for my daughter?”
Prime Minister Abe quickly replied, “To rent or to buy?”
Faster than you can say, “I think my soup is barking,” I said, “$10 million a month, with an option to buy for $2 billion at any time.”
“You have a deal, oh great negotiator,” Abe said.
So, Jared, Ivanka will be moving to Japan very soon just as you’re heading to a federal medium-security man/boy love center near you. Wow, and my trip is just getting started.