Me, Voldemort?

November 8, 2017

So the New York Times said that Ed “The Biggest Loser” Gillespie treated me like Voldemort in the Virginia governor’s race. He refused to say my name!

And that killed him. That, plus the fact that he didn’t figure out that Voldemort is an anagram of Mold Voter. Mold voters are the most passionate voters. They hate mold! Gillespie completely ignored the mold issue and look what happened. Exit polls showed that many voters thought he was pro-mold.

The lesson: voters love Super Baby DonDon and they hate mold–and Ed Gillespie.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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