November 7, 2017

So Forbes is saying that Wilbur Ross should never have been on the Forbes 400 list and that he is overstating his wealth by $2 billion. Plus, it says he lies all the time and cheats people in business with him.

No wonder we’re friends! Wilbur, you old swamp devil, you! And you have those slimy financial ties to Putin that you didn’t disclose to those Senate asshats, you wily old, prune-faced rascal. In my financial statement, I valued my pre-indictment name at $3 billion and my dick at $1 billion (talk about a wasting asset).

Nothing to see here, folks, nothing to see here.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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