Not Angry, Screw You

November 3, 2017

So the failing New York Times wrote this piece saying I was enraged by the indictments of these people whose names I don’t even know and a guilty plea by someone I really, really don’t know, so I called up and said I wasn’t angry. I explained that my tossing feces at the TV is purely recreational. I think it should be a new Olympic sport.

In fact, I invited Maggie Haberman of the Times to come stand in front of my TV so she could see for herself.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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