August 10, 2016 So Dan Rather—is he even still alive?—just wrote that my Second Amendment comments set “a new low” and were “unprecedented in the history of American presidential politics.”
Super Baby DonDon is Your Leader. Bow Down Before Me!
I have an incredible mind, the best mind. Where's my Nobel Prize, God dammit? Oh, that's for later. Anyway, this site will tell you things about me that even I don't know. We're going to have a lot of fun together messing with the country.
My Way or the Highway
August 9, 2016 Listen up, you scum-sucking media weasels. This is a rigged election you are running and you are trying to run Baby DonDon out of town. Not gonna
I Was Joking. For Now.
August 9, 2016 I would never discuss the assassination of Hillary Clinton at this point in the campaign. Check in with me later.
It’s All about Temperament
August 9, 2016 I told Fox News today I have no plans to change my temperament. It is a great temperament. The people I hire love Baby DonDon—except for
Determined to Catch Up to David Duke
August 9, 2016 The billionaires I talked to loved my economic speech yesterday, and who knows more about money than billionaires? Pocahontas blasted it because I offered no
Lock Him Up, Lock Him Up!
August 8, 2016 When I finished David Cay Johnston’s The Making of Donald Trump, I felt lousy that he is such a hater of Donald Trump, but proud I
We All Have Heroes
August 8, 2016 Oh brother is Baby DonDon bummed. I’d rather listen to a Ted Cruz speech than hear some of what’s been said about be lately. I just
Desperate Times, Really Desperate Measures
August 7, 2016 The New York End Times lead story today is about Senate and House candidates running away from me. The article calls me “erratic and belligerent.” Well, I
You Want Cheese with That?
August 6, 2016 Baby DonDon saw some Wisconsin women last night. Strange. Speaking of women, I finally endorsed Paul Ryan and John McCain. And Kelly Ayotte. Paulie Walnuts told me
That’s It!
August 5, 2016 As you know by now, Baby DonDon has a first-class temperament. The best. But there are some things even the best temperaments and biggest brains
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