August 5, 2016
As you know by now, Baby DonDon has a first-class temperament. The best.
But there are some things even the best temperaments and biggest brains cannot accept. Giant posters of me and Vladimir Putin, a man I have never met even though I have often implied I have, have been put up all over Wisconsin, where I am campaigning tonight for reasons that are beyond me. Damn cheeseheads.
I have never met Vladimir Putin. I have never been in bed with this man. This is just another Democratic dirty trick.
We will retaliate. Stay tuned.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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