It’s All about Temperament




August 9, 2016

I told Fox News today I have no plans to change my temperament. It is a great temperament.

The people I hire love Baby DonDon—except for the ones I refuse to pay. And look how popular The Apprentice was. We had 1.7 billion American viewers every week.

I beat 16 people in the primaries and I see no reason to change a winning strategy. Come after me and I will come back at you bigly. I will attack you, your children, your siblings, your parents and your dog. You will regret ever knowing me.

Yes, we keep plummeting in the public polls, but our internal polling shows a brighter picture. We’ve only been interviewing dumb white guys, but you’d be amazed how many there are and how much they like me. Hello white people!

A few people who disagree with my view have quoted Einstein’s definition of insanity: “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

Yeah, but what did he know? How many votes did he ever get? When it came to political strategy, he was no Einstein.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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