August 9, 2016
I told Fox News today I have no plans to change my temperament. It is a great temperament.
The people I hire love Baby DonDon—except for the ones I refuse to pay. And look how popular The Apprentice was. We had 1.7 billion American viewers every week.
I beat 16 people in the primaries and I see no reason to change a winning strategy. Come after me and I will come back at you bigly. I will attack you, your children, your siblings, your parents and your dog. You will regret ever knowing me.
Yes, we keep plummeting in the public polls, but our internal polling shows a brighter picture. We’ve only been interviewing dumb white guys, but you’d be amazed how many there are and how much they like me. Hello white people!
A few people who disagree with my view have quoted Einstein’s definition of insanity: “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
Yeah, but what did he know? How many votes did he ever get? When it came to political strategy, he was no Einstein.
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