August 6, 2016
Baby DonDon saw some Wisconsin women last night. Strange.
Speaking of women, I finally endorsed Paul Ryan and John McCain. And Kelly Ayotte.
Paulie Walnuts told me I had to read my speech. Doing that is so boring I put myself to sleep. Can’t they let Baby DonDon be Baby DonDon?
I don’t know, with me it’s like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Mr. Hyde just wings the crap out of everything and he’s very entertaining and no one—least of all me—knows what he will say next. He’s living on the edge, man. Dr. Jekyll just drones on and on and on as if he’s reading every word of those small-text inserts you get from the pharmacy with your Ambien.
This will change soon. As Paul Revere said, “I shall return.”
Although I hope not to Wisconsin.