August 5, 2016 So lots of armchair shrinks, like David Brooks o f the New York Times, are saying Baby DonDon lacks empathy. May they all die a slow, painful
Super Baby DonDon is Your Leader. Bow Down Before Me!
I have an incredible mind, the best mind. Where's my Nobel Prize, God dammit? Oh, that's for later. Anyway, this site will tell you things about me that even I don't know. We're going to have a lot of fun together messing with the country.
These New Polls Suck
August 4, 2016 Today, Fox News released a poll showing Shrillary beating me 49% to 39%. Jesus, if Fox News is going to be honest, what chance does Baby DonDon
Listen to Me, Baby DonDon!
August 4, 2016 So Mr. Universe, Reince Priebus, is going to sic Rudy Giuliani and Newt Gingrich, the Stability Twins, on me for a campaign intervention. Good luck with
Just So You Know
August 3, 2016 Today Baby DonDon declared that a Trump immigration policy would have stopped 9/11. Just so you know.
Duck and Cover
August 3, 2016 So yesterday Eugene Robinson, the noted maggot, called me crazy. Then, after I said I might not endorse Paul Ryan and John McCain in their primaries, “Sleepy
You Think I’m Kidding??
August 2, 2016 This is no country for old men like John McCain and timid men like Paul Ryan who keep blasting me for being politically incorrect. If Vladimir Putin
The Pot Calling the Kettle Black
August 2, 2016 So President Obama, the worst president in the history of the country—in the history of the world—just said I was “unfit” for the presidency. What
Our New Slogan: My Life Matters
August 2, 2016 Baby DonDon still wants to make America great again, but we just supplemented that idea with a new slogan: My Life Matters. Here’s the logic. First, Black
Success. And More Success.
August 1, 2016 This is Baby DonDon, Mr. Success. Folks, Baby DonDon has done it again. I have entered a new field and hit it out of the park. We
I Thought You Loved the Counterpuncher
August 1, 2016 This is so unfair. Baby DonDon is about to bust a gut about the monumental unfairness of it all. According to the New York Times, I have
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