Prison Tip #5

December 1, 2017

Bring lots of reading material.


I said bring a lot of books, to help pass the time.

What do I do with the books, cook them?

Not those kind of books. Novels, biographies, prison sex manuals, that kind of thing.

Any good one-pagers you’d recommend?

Haven’t been around a book lately, have you?

Not since Wharton. And look where not reading got me!

Yes, to a place where you have all the time in the world for reading.

Man, does prison suck!

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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