Prison Tip #4

November 30, 2017

Do not tweet in prison.

What, no tweeting?

Well, you can try tweeting, but if you tweet racist lies you’ll offend someone on your cell block and that person will come up to you and say, “Hello, girlfriend. You my bitch.”

Damn, prison sucks.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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